Script for
The Soup Nazi

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Jerry's apartment
George All right. So, what theatre you want to go to tonight? We got 61st and 3rd or 84th and Broadway.
Jerry Which one you want to go to shmoopy?
Sheila You called me shmoppy. You're a shmoopy.
Jerry You're a shmoopy!
Sheila You're a shmoopy!
Jerry You're a shmoopy!
George All right, shmoopies...what's it going to be? Pick a theater.
Jerry Uh,..we'll go to 3rd Avenue. So, can you come with us for lunch to the soup place?
Sheila No. You have a good lunch. But I'll meet you back here for the movie.
[Elaine enters]
George Hey.
Elaine Hey.
Sheila Hi Elaine.
Elaine Hi Sheila.
Jerry All right, then. I'll see you later.
Sheila Bye shmoopy.
Jerry Bye shmoopy.
Elaine Okay. We ready to go?
George Yes. Please. Please, let's go.
Elaine Boy, I'm in the mood for a cheeseburger.
Jerry No. We got to go to the soup place.
Elaine What soup place?
George Oh, there's a soup stand, Kramer's been going there.
Jerry He's always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the other day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.
Elaine Stunned by soup?
Jerry You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.
Elaine Huh. All right. Come on.
Jerry There's only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.
Elaine Why? What happens if you don't order right?
Jerry He yells and you don't get your soup.
Elaine What?
Jerry Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.

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