Script for
The Hot Tub

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Jerry's stand-up
I always feel bad for the silver medal winner in the Olympics. How do you live with that the rest of your life? People are going to keep asking how much did you lose by? I don't even know! It was like...[very fast] now.now...now.now..now..was like, like... now..now..now...! It was it...! Eh, it was it and I lost. I trained, I worked out, I exercised, I did everything, I was doing push-ups, sit-ups, I never did anything but exercise and work out for 20 years, I flew half way around the world and aaaaaaaaaah!...[showing a tiny distance between his index and thumb] And that was...it was a photo-finish! Silver...[stretching his neck forward]...gold. If I had a pimple, I would've won.

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