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The New York Health Club
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[Jerry, Kramer and George are getting dressed]
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George
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That guy was amazing, he could dunk and he was my height...What was his name again?
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Jerry
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Jimmy
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George
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Jimmy, right.
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Jerry
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I dunno how you could forget . He kept reffering to himself in the third person: "Jimmy's under the boards. Jimmy's in the open. Jimmy makes the shot."
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George
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Ah! your just mad 'cause we beat you.
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Kramer
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Jerry it's my fault .I couldn't make a shot. These losses they stay with me. They [?] Jerry. Now this is going to plague me.[Puts on aftershave and cries out] OH! Mother!!!
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[Jimmy walks in]
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George
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HEY! JIMMY!!! ha ha ha........Great game.
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Jimmy
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OH yeah.......Jimmy played pretty good.
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George
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Hey you know, I felt we had like a synergy out there,you know, like we were really helping each other.
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Kramer
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What d'you got there?
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Jimmy
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These?
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Kramer
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Yeah
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Jimmy
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These are Jimmy's training shoes.
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George
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Yeah,yeah yeah yeah! I've seen these.....they sorta ..they make your legs..stronger.
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Jimmy
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Oh yeah! Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you [looks at G.]
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Kramer
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They're Plyometric.
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George
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Plyometric?
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Kramer
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Yeah! They isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow....or die.
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George
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[to Jimmy] Wh...Where d'you get'em?
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Jimmy
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Jimmy sells'em.
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George
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You sell them?
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Jimmy
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Oh yeah! But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set Jimmy back a bit.
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George
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Hey listen,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in.
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Jimmy
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All right
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George
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All right Jimmy Good talking to you.
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Jimmy
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Jimmy'll see you around.
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[Jimmy leaves.]
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George
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What day is today?....Aw. ..Tuesday! Damn it. I shouldn't have worked out today. Mr Wilhem has called a big meeting and now I'm going to be sweating through the whole thing.
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Jerry
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Why. You took a shower?
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George
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Aahhrgh...it wouldn't take...... ten minutes from now, I'll be sweating all over again, I can feel it. I'm a human heat pump!
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Kramer
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You should take cold showers.
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George
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Cold showers? They're for psychotics.
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Kramer
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Well I take 'em........They give me a Whooooosh.
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George
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All right, I'll see you guys later.
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Jerry
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Aw right.
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Kramer
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So, you're heading home?
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Jerry
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No...Got dental appointment.
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Kramer
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Ah! what.. Tim Whatley?
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Jerry
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Yeah!
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Kramer
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Oh yeah.! I got a check up on Thursday.
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Jerry
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Oh! How d'you like that?
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Kramer
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You know.. You really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist.
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Jerry
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I think that's eat 24 hours before surgery.
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Kramer
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Oh no, you got to eat before surgery, you need your strength.
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[Kramer leaves. Jerry is speechless.]
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