Script for
The Doorman

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Jerry's standup act.
Jerry You remember a few years ago in New York, we had the doorman strike? They have a union, in the fancy buildings, and they went out on strike. Now you would think, if any group of people would not want to demonstrate what life would be like without them, it would be doormen. [as belligerent doorman] "Let's see how they do without us!" There's no doorman, people open the door, they walk in, it's... you know. Who's going to walk out next? The guys who clean your windshield at the traffic light, with the dirty rag? [as window washer] "We demand shorter yellows, and longer reds!"

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