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Comedy club
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Jerry
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So I move into the center lane. Now I get ahead of this women, who felt for some reason, I guess, that she thought that I cut her off. So, she pulls up along side of me and gives me... the finger. It seems like such an... arbitrary, ridiculous thing to just pick a finger, and you show it to the person. [shows several fingers to the audience] It's a finger. What does it mean? Someone shows me one of their fingers and I'm supposed to feel bad. Is that the way it's supposed to work? I mean, you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you? I would feel worse if I got the toe, than if I got the finger, 'cause it's not easy to give someone the toe. You've got to get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up and uh [pretends to drive with one foot in the air and speaks to person driving next to him] look at that toe, buddy. [puts his foot down] I mean, that's really insulting to get the toe, isn't it ?
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