Script for
The Frogger

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J. Peterman Catalog, Lunchroom
[Elaine and several co-workers stand around a table which has a cake sitting on it.]
All [singing] Happy birthday to you.
Walter Thanks.
[Everyone claps.]
Madeline Elaine, cake?
Elaine Uh, no, thanks.
Madeline It's Walter's special day.
Elaine You know, there are 200 people who work in this office. Every day is somebody's special day.
[Elaine takes a piece of cake and makes her way to the door, but is stopped as a male worker carrying a cake enters.]
Kenny Elaine! Where're you going? It's Walter's last day. We have to celebrate.
Elaine It's his birthday and it's his last day?
Kenny This is other-Walter, from returns.
[Other-Walter enters followed by more co-workers.]
Walter #2 Hey, what's going on here?
All Surprise!
Walter #2 Oh guys.
[Elaine tries to leave, but other-Walter stops her.]
Walter #2 Elaine, it's my last day. Have a piece.
Elaine All right, pile it on.
All [singing, competing] For he's a jolly good fellow...happy birthday to you...for he's a jolly good fellow...birthday to you...which nobody can deny...
[Elaine looks on frustrated.]

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