Script for
The Rye

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Jerry's Apartment
Elaine [thinking] I can't believe I'm going out with this guy. Wow! He's so cool. Maybe he'll write a song about me. That would be amazing. Oh, Elaine, you are so beautiful. So, so beautiful. Not so mention your personality which is so, so, interesting. If you want, you can quit your job and never work again.
[club applauds]
Elaine Jerry, you have got to come see him. He is so terrific.
Jerry Maybe he'll write a song about you.
Elaine Yeah. Right. [laughing] Like that really matters.
Jerry So I take it he's spongeworthy?
Elaine Oh, yeah.
Jerry Well, he's a musician. I guess they're supposed to be very, you know, uninhibited and free.
Elaine Well, actually, he's - he's not that way at all.
Jerry Oh, no?
Elaine Yeah. In fact, he....[moaning]
Jerry Come on. Come on.
Elaine I don't want to!
Jerry Elaine, you're among friends.
Elaine [sighs] Well, actually, he, um, doesn't really like to do... everything.
Jerry Oh.
Elaine Yeah. It's surprising.
Jerry Yes, it is. It is surprising. Does that bother you?
Elaine No. No, it doesn't bother me. I mean, it would be nice. I'm not going to lie to you and say it wouldn't be nice.
Jerry Sure. Why not? You're there.
Elaine Exactly.
Jerry But you said he was just coming out of a very serious relationship. Maybe he's, you know, still....kind of...he...not going to happen.
Kramer [entering] Hey, Jerry! Listen, I need you to come downstairs, help me get my stuff outta the car.
Jerry What stuff?
Kramer I just came from the price club. I'm loaded up, baby.

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