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Jerry's Apartment
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Elaine
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[thinking] I can't believe I'm going out with this guy. Wow! He's so cool. Maybe he'll write a song about me. That would be amazing. Oh, Elaine, you are so beautiful. So, so beautiful. Not so mention your personality which is so, so, interesting. If you want, you can quit your job and never work again.
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[club applauds]
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Elaine
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Jerry, you have got to come see him. He is so terrific.
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Jerry
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Maybe he'll write a song about you.
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Elaine
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Yeah. Right. [laughing] Like that really matters.
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Jerry
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So I take it he's spongeworthy?
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Elaine
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Oh, yeah.
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Jerry
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Well, he's a musician. I guess they're supposed to be very, you know, uninhibited and free.
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Elaine
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Well, actually, he's - he's not that way at all.
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Jerry
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Oh, no?
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Elaine
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Yeah. In fact, he....[moaning]
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Jerry
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Come on. Come on.
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Elaine
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I don't want to!
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Jerry
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Elaine, you're among friends.
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Elaine
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[sighs] Well, actually, he, um, doesn't really like to do... everything.
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Jerry
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Oh.
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Elaine
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Yeah. It's surprising.
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Jerry
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Yes, it is. It is surprising. Does that bother you?
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Elaine
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No. No, it doesn't bother me. I mean, it would be nice. I'm not going to lie to you and say it wouldn't be nice.
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Jerry
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Sure. Why not? You're there.
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Elaine
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Exactly.
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Jerry
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But you said he was just coming out of a very serious relationship. Maybe he's, you know, still....kind of...he...not going to happen.
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Kramer
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[entering] Hey, Jerry! Listen, I need you to come downstairs, help me get my stuff outta the car.
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Jerry
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What stuff?
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Kramer
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I just came from the price club. I'm loaded up, baby.
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