Script for
The Pool Guy

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Opening monologue.
Jerry I’d like to know when Tic-Tac-Toe became the Pound sign, that's what I’d like to know. Why don't they call it what it really is -- “Leave your numeric message now and then press Archie’s head.” And what is that redial button? Let's face it -- you're either going to get the person, the machine or they have call waiting. Who is redialing and redialing? This is like the harassment key for people in a fight, you know. [Jerry holds his right hand up to the side of his face, thumb and pinky extended like a phone receiver] “Hey I’m not through --” CLICK. Blulululululu. “You can't do that to me --” CLICK. Blulululululu. “And another thing --” CLICK. Blulululululu.

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