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Non-sequiturs from Pinky and the Brain

1. Don't camels spit a lot?
2. Calling it "pu-pu platter"? Huh, what were they thinking?
3. Can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?
4. Culottes have a tendency to ride up so.
5. Don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?
6. How will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
7. How will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
8. I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union.
9. I find scratching just makes it worse.
10. If it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
11. If the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
12. If they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them!
13. If we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.
14. If we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
15. If we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?
16. If we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Eleanor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?
17. Isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
18. Isn't that why they invented tube socks?
19. Me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?
20. Pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
21. Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?
22. Shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
23. Then my name would be Thumby.
24. There's still a bug stuck in here from last time.
25. This time YOU put the trousers on the chimp.
26. Three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
27. "Tuesday Weld" isn't a complete sentence.
28. What if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
29. What kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?
30. Where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
31. Why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
32. Why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
33. Why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?
34. Wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named "Jean-Claude van Darn"?
35. Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
36. The Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
37. Where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
38. How can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?
39. Dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweet?
40. I think I'd rather eat the Macarana.
41. How are we going to find chaps our size?
42. This time, you wear the tutu.
43. Balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me.
44. I get all clammy inside the tent.
45. We'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
46. Where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
47. Why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
48. Three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!
49. What if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
50. Why would Sophia Loren do a musical?
51. What if we eat the box?
52. Kevin Costner with an English accent?
53. What if we stick to the seat covers?
54. WHERE do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?
55. Do I really need two tongues?
56. First you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
57. I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
58. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
59. It's a miracle that this one grew back.
60. Pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
61. Burlap chafes me so.
62. How will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?
63. I prefer Space Jelly.
64. Isn't Regis Philbin already married?
65. Will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?
66. Wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
67. If our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
68. Why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? (sigh) I do not know.