Biblical Constipation

Who are the five most constipate men in the Old Testament?

  1. Cain — because he wasn’t Abel.
  2. Moses — he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.
  3. King David — he sat on the throne for forty years.
  4. Solomon — neither heaven nor earth could move him.
  5. Noah — because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.